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- King Midas Drives a Car September 19, 2025The ancient king of Phrygia has finally entered the modern age: driver’s license in hand, sunglasses on, ready to hit the road. But there’s one tiny problem—everything he touches still turns to gold. The Golden Steering Wheel Midas opens the door of his brand-new car. Instantly, the handle gleams. By the time he sits down,...
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